- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.