- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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