Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

women's rights

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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