What do you do at a club? You club.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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