What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Feminism

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Poop

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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