- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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