whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Feminism

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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