- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

sorry got to poo

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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