- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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