- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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