- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

sweating like antoni with a girl

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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