How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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