- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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