- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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