- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

kennah campion when she talks

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Women's Rights

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Women's rights

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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