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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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