- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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