- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Mitt Romney

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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