What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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