Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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