- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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