- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Can midgets still have big dreams?

If life gives you lemonade.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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