- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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