- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

knock knock? come in

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

The cream, it is coming

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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