A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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I literally died laughing

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's the new green? Green

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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