You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Everybody will die

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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