- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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