What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Anti Joke

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