An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Your mother just died.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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