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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

noah is a scrub jungle

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

your mum

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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