- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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