- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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