Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than this That :(

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The holocaust

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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