- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

nothing

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Golf.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

I have read the terms and conditions

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Yo Momma is not fat.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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