Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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