A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Your mother is so fat.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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