- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Yo Momma is not fat.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Golf.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why did the black guy die? cancer

Your mam is so fat.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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