- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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