What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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