- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Stephen Hawking

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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