- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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