What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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