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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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