- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

George W. Bush

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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