So, how 'bout that airline food?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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