What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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One time i was sitting down

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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knock knock

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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