- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

andrew wagner

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

The Qur'an

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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