Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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