Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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