Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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