Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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