Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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