- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did? Yes

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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