Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A blonde dies Lololol

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

the lemon was sweet.

Black People

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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