- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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