a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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your face is kinda funny

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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