- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

You wanna see something really scary?

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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