There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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