- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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