- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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