What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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