- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

nothing

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

womens rights

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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