Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I hate Jews The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops