A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

i lost the game

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

10inch nice

Uh... What was emulating again?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I C U P White stuff

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