What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whose your daddy? Not me

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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