- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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