- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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