Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Rebecca Black's career.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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