- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Justin with a hat.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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