What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A French man gets into a fight

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Guess what? Bananas

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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