- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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