- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

what goes boo a sock

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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