ME NAME IS JEFF

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Half life 3 confirmed

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Jesus Christ

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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