- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's brown and sticky? Anal

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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