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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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