Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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