Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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