- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Long joke Your such a downey

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