why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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