Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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