What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Cripples are lame.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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