- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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