What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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