- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Your dads dead. lol

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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