- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Rebecca Black.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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