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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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