- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

There's a god, just kidding.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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