- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

your face is kinda funny

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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