Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Your mums a potato

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

knock knock Goodbye

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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