- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

hola said the chinese man

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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